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How to Become an Art Expert in Five Minutes!

Monday, 6 September 2010

After reading this post you'll get a chance to be a reputable art expert and to tell for sure who is the master behind and of classical work of art being offered to you. And that's really easy, so let's start!
So, if you see a  black background and faces full of suffering this is Titian.

How to Become an Art Expert in Five Minutes!

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An exception is this lady with her bare ass with no signs of any thinking on her face.
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If you see huuuuge bums and cellulite even on men's asses have no doubts - this is sooo Rubens.
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If pictures show men looking like ox-eyed and curly-headed girls or simply Italian gays - this is Caravaggio.
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Generally he painted chicks one time and a half. This is a woman below - Gorgona Arutyunovna Gorgonyan. Why she resembles Johny Depp is a mystery cooler than Mona Lisa's smile.
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Lots of small people on the picture - Breigel.
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Many small people and some other little stuff - Bosch.
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If the picture seems to lack some Cupids or lambs or already have them, so this might be:
a) Boucher
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b) Watteau
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Beautiful and everyone is nude and has a bodybuilder figure - Michelangelo.
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A ballerina means Degas, Degas means a ballerina.
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Contrasting and dramatically, thin bearded faces - El Greco.
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And finally - if everyone, even women, resemble Putin - this must be van Eyck.
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P.S. Monet - spots, Manet - people.